DULCE’S CLEANING SERVICE LLC

They leave a little after seven and we are already in. By the time somebody comes back up the front steps in the evening, the vacuum is gone, the trash is out, the sink is empty and the beds are made. That is the whole reason the day starts at seven and not at nine.

A lot of them run something themselves. The man who pulls out at six with the truck already loaded, and gets back after seven with his hands wrecked, is not going to scrub a bathroom on Sunday. He knows it, and he stopped pretending about a year ago. Then the families: two kids, the school run both ways, a dog, and a kitchen that never stays finished for longer than an hour.

Out in Ardmore, Villanova and Gladwyne the houses are older stone with a lot of floor and a lot of stairs, and very often the person writing to us has been in that house a long time and has simply decided they are done hauling a vacuum up to the third floor. Nothing dramatic happened. They just want the Saturday back.

Up the Schuylkill in Conshohocken and Norristown there are more apartments and condos, and that is where we get the ones who work from home. People assume that if you are in the place all day it stays clean. It goes the other way. You are on calls from eight to six, you eat at the desk, and the apartment quietly comes apart three feet away from you while you watch it happen and cannot stop.

We also do offices, Airbnbs between one guest and the next, and the clean-up after the builders finally leave. That last one is its own animal in a Philadelphia rowhouse: the dust from the work is not sitting on the floor, it is still in the air, and it comes back down on everything twice before it is done. Different jobs, same phone call underneath. Somebody ran out of hours.

You do not have to tidy up first

The thing people tell us most often, once they finally write, is that they almost did not.

The reason is nearly always the same, and it has nothing to do with the work. They did not want anybody walking into the house the way it looked that week. So the plan was to straighten it up a bit first, and then the week got away from them, and that went on for eight months.

You do not have to tidy up for us. We have walked into every kind of kitchen there is, and none of it is a story that goes anywhere afterward. The mess is the job. If the house were already the way you want it, you would not need the message.

The other thing that stops people is thinking they are signing up for something. They are not. One time is a real option and plenty of people use it exactly that way: one deep clean before the family comes at Thanksgiving, or the day after everybody leaves. If it fits and you want it every week, every two weeks or once a month, we set that up afterward, not before.

And no, you do not need to be there. We work Monday to Friday, seven to five, which sounds like it needs somebody sitting at home, and most days there is nobody in the house at all. How we get in is worked out once, between you and us, and then it is not something you have to think about again.

Write in English or in Spanish, whichever one comes out faster. Tell us the town, roughly what the place is, and the day that suits you. And if you look at something afterward and it is not right, it gets redone at no extra cost. That is not a line, it is just what happens.

Ordinary products, and the windows open

We use ordinary products. The kind you would recognize off the shelf at the supermarket, nothing exotic, nothing mixed up in a jug in the back of a car.

What matters more than the label is how they are used in a house that has small people in it. One product at a time, nothing combined, and windows open while we work, even in January. A rowhouse in winter is shut tight with the heat running, and anything strong will hang in that air for hours after we are gone.

With a baby in the house we work the bottom of the room the hardest, because the bottom of the room is where the baby lives. Baseboards, table legs, the two feet of wall behind the trash can, the floor under everything. In February the salt off the sidewalks comes in on everybody's shoes and dries into white rings by the door, and that is exactly the height a crawler operates at. Floors are dry before we leave and every bottle goes out with us. Nothing gets left under your sink.

If somebody in the house has allergies or asthma, say so before the day. In these old houses the dust is not really on the surfaces, it is in the air, and the radiators send it back up there every time the heat kicks on, so in winter we get behind them and under them, and along the tops of doors and frames where the fine stuff settles. In April it is the sills and the window tracks, because everything green in this city lets go at once and it comes straight in through the screens. In August, when it is in the nineties and the air is soup, it is the damp on the lower floor and that smell that starts in the basement and walks up the stairs.

Tell us what animals live there too, before the day rather than on it, so we know what we are walking into and what order to do it in. Dog hair does not vacuum out of a stair carpet on the first pass. It has to be lifted first, and that takes longer than anyone expects. And if there is a product you would rather we did not use in your house, put it in the message and we will not bring it.

When we go, the place should not smell of much of anything. Not lemon, not pine, not a cloud you have to open a window to get rid of. Just clean, and aired out.

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